I accidently came accross this little Asian delicacy. Yesterday, I took a poopie as normal and then I rolled over in bed to lick it up as my breakfast in bed. I noticed my poopies looked strange. They seemed to have rice in them. They reminded me of the rice balls you'd get at the Chinese buffett.
I was wondering how my poopies got rice laden. I didn't eat any Chinese the past few days. Then I looked closer at it and the rice was moving! It was just little worms. So cute! They were like little protien bits. Normally, I live a healthy vegan lifestyle, but this is an exception. The worms were enjoying living in my poopie hole and back to my poopie hole they should go. They seem to enjoy my poo as much as I do. My poo is the sustainer of life!
I took a bite and damn it, RICE LADEN POO is mother fucking delicious! It does taste like rice! Howevr, the rice moves and tickles your tounge. So, when you are at home and want to have a hokey Asian night for dinner, don't forget the RICE LADEN POO!