Now, today, I was looking for a warmer place to go to for the winter. Here in central Indiana, the weather is worse than I've ever remembered it. With the wind chills we are expecting next week, I found a place that would literally be warmer to go to: ANTARTICA!
While browsing around trying to find out how to book a cruise to my new tropical paradise, I actually found, no shit, ANTARTIC PORN!
I always wondered what would happen when it is -40F if you decided to take a piss outside. Would it freeze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9dr6yMsag#t=46 That YouTube video answered my most burning question it would be more of a mist, an icy mist. Mmmmm.... SNOW CONES!
I did find out that poopies can freeze too. If you mix poopies with milk and ice, you got yourself chocolate icecream! YUM!
That's the way to make some icecream! I would love someone to sit on my face outside and do that! Mmmm.. Chocolate! Shit, gotta go and do productive shit now. Will be back sometime...
1 comment:
Haha never stop these ramblings are a great way too pass time
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