Happy Religious Freedom Day!

Today is Religious Freedom Day! I am going to try to see the point of view of Christians today. I'm at home sick from work. Not fake sick, but really really sick. My nose is dripping shit, my stomach feels like its being ripped out and I'm coughing like a retarded dog. Don't worry about me, I'll live.

But, in the spirit of the holiday, because I will be celebrating all of the damn holidays this year, I've been reading my Bible. Then, I found something interesting. Christians aren't all bad. God does codone eating pooop. He dosen't only codone it, he encourages it!

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)

He ordered eating shit cakes! I love shit cakes! This is out of the Christian Bible. Not the Great Almighty Poo Bible, although they are similar on those points. The Great Almighty Poo Bible actually includes a recipe to follow. Pro Tip: The shit cakes do taste really good with honey.

"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (II Kings 18:27)

I'm just picturing it. Its like construction workers of old. They sit on that wall, open up their Disney Princess lunch box and pull out their poopie sandwich and down pee soda.

"If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it." (Malachi 2:2-3)

God loves POOPIES! He will spread poopies among your feasts and on your faces. Yup, I'm going to heaven according to the Christian God! So, it celebrate this holiday, just read into the religious text of any religion you don't agree with. You might have a common ground. Like POOPIES. Also, bake a shit cake. Your lord has commanded it.

Krisjan's Reply

Okay, I got this in my email. For all those who are following I answered all his questions so, I'm not sure how to respond:

well., Japanes are bunch of strange peoples.It just ruins through there culture not only the poop eating habbits .  I mean there animation is very strange. 

Well, for my other queistion you  can answer them when you have time as I said. If there any left :) 

Glad you liked the video idea though, but remeber it was not me that  give you that idea it was a little bird that wispered that in your ear. 

Poopie Rap

Listen to Sheenanae La Queefa rap about poopies! Its entertaining! Ba da dee da dada I like Poop!

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More Jay!

Hey guys! Popanator here, and I've got some great news. I'm getting closer to Jay, and I'm almost to the point of calling him my best friend. Not everybody has a poop fetish like mine, and Jay's just so spurty. He and I just go everywhere together, and sometimes we see how many cute boys we can seduce. It's not always easy, but it's sure taking my mind off that one guy. I think he's been replaced and I can't say I'm sorry about that.


Jay and I were out shopping for cute clothes the other day. See, when you delight in poopies as much as we do it can be impossible to get all the stains out of your clothes. As much as I love keeping some poopies on my dress as snacks for later, sometimes it just gets annoying. It's even more of a bother when your clothes start to feel like armor because they're coated in layer after layer of dried shit.

We go shopping a lot because we can afford it. I love being Jay's apprentice. He's teaching me that all you've got to do is be cute, and men will pay for anything you want. Just rub up on his arm and give him big doe eyes, and he'll fill your gas tank, your pussy and your belly at the same time. Well, it takes awhile to get all three of those things. Once he's given you some money and stuff, you can empty your colon all over him and he'll love it.

Jay loves his men with big, kissable lips. I've always preferred my men soft and furry, but Jay's boys are usually smooth as silk. Anyway, we were shopping when we saw this really cute guy walking by, looking like he's got it going on. Jay started licking his lips and saying stuff like, “that boy's gonna suck mah dick.” My poopy hole started getting wet immediately.

Jay fucks a lot, but he doesn't fuck around.

Just a few minutes later, Jay had the boy in a private place and they were diddling each other. I took a little poo and started lasciviously nibbling on it while the boys went at it. Jay sucked pretty boy's dick, and got him off like that. But then Jay got his cock sucked, and he just spurted like a geyser. He told me later that the guy's lips were such a turn-on that he just couldn't contain himself.

Fistmas spirit!

Hey, everybody! Popanator here, your naughty little Fistmas nymph spreading the love and joy of shithole fisting with the kind of poop fetish you've come to know and love out of me. My leaking anus has prizes like a cracker jack box for all of you guys- I really want to share the naughty, beautiful joys of Fistmas with everybody! I'm just so overcome with it, and I want to share my poop fetish with everybody.


So I'm thinking, how can a girl like me open up her leaking anus, and spread all the goodies around like butter on toast? Well, I considered going to everybody's house, and leaving a steamer on their doorstep. But seriously, that would take the rest of my life- and I'd NEVER get to everybody! That would be a tragedy in the modern world, that the Fistmas spirit could die so young, and the poop fetish people all over the world could be forced to go without.
But I am determined to show Fistmas to everybody. So come one, come all to my poopy tree! Ethan and I have been seeking out donations of delicious poopies, so we can turn our simple poop fetish into something better than it's ever been before. And when we have plenty, we're going to top it off with a delicious, corn laden turd fresh from my leaking anus. Of course, we'll probably eat it in a week, but oh well!
Merry Fistmas!

Guest Post: Ethan Rising

Hey everybody. I'm Ethan, and I've been seeing the Popanator for awhile now. She's my little boo. I've taken to calling her Poppa, because of her cute little daddy fetish and the fact that she took my virginity the first time that we made love.
I have to admit that I was a little perturbed at first, because of her desire to have my fist up her rear end. But between the way she says horny as "hawnee" with her cute American South accent, and the way her warm intestines mold around my arm, I grew accustomed to it sooner than I would've imagined. I just think of it as reaching up her tender bum, to try and touch her heart in yet another way.
And the way she looked at me after I finally got the hang of using that lovely auger on her, I say… true love, thou art in my hands. Unfortunately, we haven't had much time for that sort of thing lately, on account of her deep sadness at the death of her beloved corn.
I fear that my love must go alone to visit her friend the cow. If any of you know what bastard might have torched my love's maize, do tell me so that I might challenge him on her behalf. A man must defend his woman's honor, you know!
Poppa showed me the most intriguing method of crafting a weapon with which to duel. All you have to do is mold your feces into a sword shape (which it often comes out as, anyway), sharpen it into something more befitting the sharpness of a blade, and freeze it. Then voila! A weapon fit for Ethan, the Popanator Avenger!

Guest post: Willie War

Hello there! I'm Willie War, Popanator's Austic brother. Autistics like me are fascinated by poop. I enjoy feeling it because it just feels so squishy and I love to masterbate with it, because it is the closest I will come to a woman's vagina. I was taking a shit today and was so aroused by it, my dick got hard. I had to push out really hard to get the nice rock hard shit out of my ass that a little bit of piss squirted out of my dick. Now, normally that wouldn't be a problem, but I have a bent assburgers dick, so it squirted on my face. That made me so horny I reached behind me and grabbed some of the shit and jacked my dick off. Then I came so hard I caught the cum in my mouth. Mmm.... I love to drink my own cum, because I have to recycle it. Only the best for the woman who will some day recieve my semen!!

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Carpe Diem!

I awoke this beautiful August day wondering what to do. I walked out into my corn field to admire my beautiful corn and put it up my poopie hole for a while and got bored. My poopie hole has gotten so loose another corn cob fell out I forgot about. Then I looked more out to the meadow and found some mushrooms. Mmm. I took a mushroom and nibbled on it and it was wonderful. I saw pretty colours! I started running around and stripping off naked. I fisted my shit hole and smeared it all over my body!! Then I ran to the lake putting rocks and random shit up my shit hole. I jumped into the lake and saw fishies swimming around my feet. So I took one, bit the head off of it and sucked out the delicious blood and ate the delicious fishie poopies!!!! I screamed "I am the POPANATOR here to destroy all!" I ate the fishie meat and shoved the skelton up me poopie hole and shit on it. After I pulled it out it looked like a fish again so I threw it into the water. I ran out of the water and back into my farmhouse still naked and covered into poopies. I smeared the poop all over the walls leaving my signature on all the walls. I licked it and rolled in it. It was truley a beautiful day. I fell asleep admiring my poop.

Constipation fun

I have been so constipated today. I stuck my finger up there to see what was wrong and out comes flying my butt plug! I forgot that was in there. And then a vicious wave of shit and cum comes flying out making beautiful artwork on my wall and toilet. I picked out the corn out of my hit and ate it. It was beautiful and heavenly.

Hey rump rangers!

Hey rump rangers! How's it fisting? Do you like to get shit on your cock, just so you can have him suck your dick. And then get a hot sticky spray of cum and shit. Then do you pick the corn out of the poopies just so you can it eat to the chocolate cum taste!

Shit

I have an obsessive fetish with shit. I love shit. Whenever I see or smell shit, I get aroused. sometimes i get my shit and sniff it and I feel like in heaven. If theres corn bits in it, I pick it and eat it. when there's nuts, it's even better. Sometimes I shit on icecream and have an icecream sundae. I even like to rub it all over my body. I dream of rolling around in random piles of shit. Mmm..........

Oh my God!!!!!

I had the most clitiest orgasm today. I was laying there fisting my poopie hole imagining some man to eat the poopies. Then my clit sprayed out hot sticky piss.

Sad endings

Now it is the close of my wonderful period. I will have to go back to regular ways to my my clit quivery and shoot warm sticky piss.

Now it is time to go back sniffing my poopie panties. Then aftet I masterbate with the poopies it is time sniff them again. So wonderful, like the first day of summer!

Diapers on my period.

I like to wear diapers when I'm on my period. It is so the blood doesn't stain my pants and sheets. I also like to wear diapers when I am having leaking pooey juices out of my ass. Sometimes when i wear a diaper all day and then take it off I can enjoy the smell off blood, shit and piss. When I sniff it is intoxicating!

Period Fun

I started my period today. I was wearing my white panties and the blood dripped out of my vag. It looked like a cool painting. I still had a little bit of runny poopies in my panties so it was a beautiful piece of art work. Where blood meets poopies and come together to make love and a beautiful bouquet of smells.

Enjoy Pooping

Sometimes I enjoy pooping a lot! It reminds me of anal sex. Sometimes, I can't help but finger myself whenever I am taking a poop. Then I take the poop out and freeze it to make poopie dildos.