Corn and cottage cheese!!!!1!!!

I have been so itchy latley. My cunt has been itchen from all the stuff I have put in it that I have found on the farm. I went to my cornfield and picked off an ear of corn. Idecided to shove it up my cunt to scratch myself and relieve the itch. It felt soooo goooodddd!!! I took it out and saw this delicious cottage cheese substance on it so I took a bite! Yum! It was so delicious. Then I shoved the corn cob up my poopie hole and took it out. It looked so damn good. Like a culinary delight!!!!!!!! Corn, plush my pussy cottage cheese, plus my poopies makes the most gormet of dishes!!!

Oh my God!!!!!

I had the most clitiest orgasm today. I was laying there fisting my poopie hole imagining some man to eat the poopies. Then my clit sprayed out hot sticky piss.