Happy Friday the 13th!

There are a lot of reasons to celebrate today!! However, being Friday the 13th, I have to be very superstitious on what I do. Whenever I go to the side of the road looking for roadkill to play with, I have to make sure there are no black cats. If they cross your path, its bad luck. Sometimes, when I see a dead cat, it makes me very hawnee. I take my ring finger, and take out its little green eyeball. Then I rub my clitty against the opening, and maggot swarm around and it gets me off like a vibrator! Also, when a cat dies, the last thing it does is take a shit. The shit dries out in the sun and becomes shit jerky, so its a nice snack afterwards. But, I will avoid the black cats, because that is seven years back luck or some shit.

If I do fuck up and do something stupid today, it is also, Blame Someone Else Day. I love that holiday!! No matter what stupid shit I do, it is always someone else's fault! Like if I sniff jenkem and pass out and bust my head on the sink, I blame Willie, because his Autistic ass made the floor wet, because he can't piss in the toilet correctly. Wait, I celebrate that holiday, every day. So, in that respect, its business as usual.

The last and awesomest holiday today, is RUBBER DUCKIE DAY! Not as fun as real duckies, but after a good sniff of jenkem, my rubber duckie will talk to me. I lay in the bathtub and I'm always sad that my poo hole gets wet and the poo just floats on, but my rubber duckie I named Pooey tells me there will always be more. I tried making a rubber duckie out of poopies, but he just falls apart in my weekly bath. That is why I had to go out and by a real rubber one. He is brown, so he kinda looks like poo.

Well poopie freaks, Happy Holidays! Also, being Friday, it will be a great time to buy a gift for your sweetie. Here's a couple of ideas. Also, remeber, only 1 month to Valentines day. Your fridgid bitch may not let you fist her poo hole without a gift first!

http://popanator.com/checkout/ Go here for the Popanovel

Poopy Crossing t-shirt by Popanator
Join Zazzle.com's artist affiliate program

T-Shirts for you fisting buddy!!

Candy Cane Storage

Hey, everybody. It's Willie the aspie, and I wish Poppy would get on assigning us different usernames. I hate being called "Admin," but whatevsies. When the holidays come around, I think it's a great time for a little winter cleaning. While my ass is usually clean, partly due to Poppy's diligent fisting and partly due to the cleansing effect of my unicycle, Poppy's sometimes leaves a bit to be desired. I know, she fists her shit hole every day -- it should be clean enough to eat off of, no pun intended. But the sad fact of the matter is, anuses are dirty places. And given Pop's risky lifestyle, hers is actually worse off than that of a basically normal person like me.

So I approached Poppy the other day and asked her about her shit hole. She beamed at me, but her smile faded a bit when I suggested that her ass could probably use a good, hygienic cleaning. I was shocked to learn that she doesn't brush her ass at all, though her enjoyment of thongs does give it an adequate level of flossing. Luckily for her, I used to sweep the chimney at dad's farm, so I had an appropriate brush. Yeah, I take a giant brush with my everywhere I go -- like a scotsman with his claymore, I don't feel safe unless my weapon is close at hand 24/7.

I instructed Poppy to bend over, which in retrospect I probably shouldn't have, since we were in the parking lot of a grocery store. I just don't think about things like context, but apparently stuff like that is important to those inferior neurotypical types. Whatevsies. I gave her a good scrubbing out, and I was appalled at the condition of her rectum. She's been using it like a purse! I was all, "Poppy! You can't be storing candy canes in your shit hole!" She just kept giggling like a fool. There was all kinds of makeup, brushes and other girly junk in there, but I made certain to pull everything out of her ass that didn't belong there. If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's that your ass ain't for storage. And that you shouldn't empty your rectum all over a parking lot when a bunch of moms are grocery shopping with their kids.

Happy Fistivus!

HAPPY FISTIVUS, Poopie freaks! You may be asking was Fistivus is. Well, its a Jewish Holiday. Because the Jews don't believe in Santa, they have to have their own fisting Holiday. Its 8 days of fisting fun! In a way, it makes me jealous. When I was a little girl, I was told you were only fisted on Fistmas, and that's if you have been good all year. With Fistivus, you get fisted for 8 days whether you've been good or bad. And I for one, have been very bad this year.

To decorate for the fisting holiday, the Jews set out 8 rubber fists. Each one is bigger than the rest. Very few can fit the largest fist up their poopie hole. They even play the driedel game. What they do is shove that driedel up their poopie hole and then fart it out! I"m not sure what happens after that, but the winner gets a pile of Jew gold! Then the Jews put the Jew gold up their noses. That is why their noses are so big.

It makes me want to convert to Judiasm, if it wasn't for the eternal damnation thing. I guess its a trade off for what we decide. Jews get hellfire, but they also get 8 days of fisting fun. *sigh*

Barbie Teaches You How to Fist!!!

Here is an exciting video where this guy will teach you about fisting. In this hot movie Barbie is the star. She gets fisted analy and vaginally. MMMMmmmmm...... I'm still daydreaming of a man who will some day bend me over and fist my poopie hole until it bleds, and then use the blood as lube for the other end.

I fapped myself hard and fast. That doll is one little slut. I know, I've shoved her in every one of my orficies!!!! I wish she had orficies to fist!

My new tatroo!

I was so proud of myself this week! This site has been up for over a year. I wanted to reward myself for a year of hard work and over 250 blurbs that I spent my extra money to get a tattoo. I know, I'm supposed to be saving up \for being on my own, but damnit sometimes I have to reward myself!

I got a tattoo of two girls one cup. It is my favourite video on the interwebs. Two girls going poopie in a cup and sharing it romantically, damn, just damn! Everything I thnk of that I just have to fit my shithole into turdgasm. Now I have something to look at to remind me of that majical moment of lust. How romantic to share poopies.

Next week, I will be moving into my new castle. I know, much sooner than possible, but you'll have to read how I did it so fast. Lets just say, its a fairytale. The wise Uncle Tony gave me advice, while the Great Almighty Poo showed me the magic is just in myself. I needed no magic wands, but it did take a miracle.

Soon, I'll be in my poo brick castle and every time I pass a mirror I will fist my poopie hole until it bleeds and then use the blood as lube for the other end. MMmmmm..... I'm gonna cum! That is why I have my entire bathroom in mirrors so I can watch myself shit and fap. Shit and fap... MMmm....

Tampon Instructions

While I was siting on the toilet giving birth to a delicious corn laden poopie I needed something to read. The only thing I could find around was a box of tampons I ocassional shove up my poopie hole to hold in all the pooey wet juices when I leek. Hey, whenever you fist yourself like I do, somethings things just leeked out!

Then, I found the motherload of erotic cartoons! It was right in the packaging. These slutty cartoons just shoe the tampon up their cunt like its a cock.



Oh, fuck yeah! Everything about that shit just made me so hawnee I fisted my poopie hole until it bled. The half-born poopie got smushed around. I had to rub the shit all over myself. MMmm.... So squish, so erotic! Thanks, Tampon Slut!

On the Tenth Day of Fistmas...

On the tenth day of Fistmas my shit hole gave to me ten dead cats rotting,

nine maggots dancing,
eight poopy cookies,
seven anal rodents,
six steamers steaming,
five fisty fists,
four rainbow turds,
three ass pies,
two corny cobs,
and a poopy right on my knee.

Fistmas Presents

I was wrapping some Fistmas presents today and found a barbie doll. She was there with her legs kinda spread showing those clean white panties. It made me so hawnee I fingered my shithole and whiped the pooey wet juices on those panties. MMmm... Then I realized I made an action figure!! A poopie action figure! I put the doll back in the box happy that I just took a boring present and turned it into something awesome!!!

Just say no to boring gifts!

Microwaved Poopies!!!1!!

I was watching one of mah poopies spinning around in the microwave – I call 'em steamers for a reason, you know – when I got an idea for something fun to do. Sometimes I like to see how much of something I can do, and one little turd just wasn't enough to satisfy me. That's just a little bitty snack for me. So I dug deep within myself, squatted down over the open microwave, and poured the contents of my colon deep into that little box. I felt pretty empty afterward – I'll need to get Ethan to fill me up when he gets home, hehe. But it was for a good purpose. I filled the entire microwave. So I turned it up all the way, and watched that squishy, beautiful brown baby of mine turn as best it could in there, round and round it went, until the microwave just exploded all over me. It was like bathing in my own child, as that sticking brown spray just coated my face and body. Oh my god, that got me so wet I fisted myself for like an hour afterward. I hadn't used both fists since my birthday, but they both went in with that sensual greatness I love so much.

Poopies for sale!!!!!

Mmmm.. Fisting!

I was recently told it is imposible to fist your own poopie hole. Now not only is possible, but it is easy and fun! First you start out with small things like a ping pong ball or a penis. You keep working that in there until the muscles relax and take in more and more. Then you can mvoe to bigger things like potatoes. One the body starts getting used to that you can move on to a fist. First I started with my fist since I have such small hands. I was able to pull out delicious corn laden poo while constipated. Mmmm.... Then, I had my Ethan start fist me. It helps with constipation and he always licks his fist aftwords. Fisting brought us closer together. It is a fun activity to try!
Poopies for sale!!!!!

Used Tampons

I decided to do something different for period week. I actually used a tampon instead of my usual diapers. I put one tampon in my pussy and the other up me poopie hole. I used them all day until both holes leeked onto my panties. Mmmm.... After taking my panties off to give the usual sniff and lick and decided to take out both tampons. First I used the bloody one. I squeezed out the bloody goodness into my mouth and then licked up the juices like it was cherry Kool-aid. I got a delicious blood clot to chew on. Mmm... Yummy! It was like gummy bears! Then I took the other tampon out of me poopie hole and it looked like chocolate with delicious corn sprinkled! However, the bad the was my poopie hole started to lee out on my bed. Oh, well, I love the scent of delicious poopies as I sleep. mmm..... It helps me sleep faster! I wish I could be on my period every day! I have both holes a good fist and rolled around in the delicious juices and took a nap!

Beautiful picture

This picture is so beautiful it made me cry. It is the perfect relationship. Being tied up and having your shit hole fisted. I am in heaven!!!!! I will leave you with that beautiful thought. Goodnight, shit freaks!

Suspended from Yahoo Answers

Okay, this one I don't get. As someone who love poopies, I naturally have a few questions about them. Like why does my poopies have corn? Why do my farts smell good? What does poop taste like. (I found out later it tastes like spit.) Why is that considered trolling? Everyone should have more of a love for poopies. I love to fist my poopie hole and lick my fist. I wish everyone else would just enjoy a nice steamer on their coffee table like I do. I like to look up and watcfh the poopies fall from the poopie hole and just splatter on the coffee table. Then I pick out the corn and eat it. Mmmm....

Went swimming today

I went swimming today and had a great time. It wasn't until I got out of the water I realized my asshole has been streatched from years of fisting. I sat down and warm water just kept leeking out of my ass. IT was brown poey water. Then the corn came out in the brown ooze. I picked it up and tasted it. IT was watered down. Yuck! Now I need a butt plug to go swimming.

Self anal fisting.

I know, another post. But so many things are making me hawny today!! I hove to fist my poopie hole so much. It mashes my poo all together and splatters. It helps break up the hard constipation poo. Then it just leeks out onto my arm. Then I lick y fist.

Hey rump rangers!

Hey rump rangers! How's it fisting? Do you like to get shit on your cock, just so you can have him suck your dick. And then get a hot sticky spray of cum and shit. Then do you pick the corn out of the poopies just so you can it eat to the chocolate cum taste!

Oh my God!!!!!

I had the most clitiest orgasm today. I was laying there fisting my poopie hole imagining some man to eat the poopies. Then my clit sprayed out hot sticky piss.