Pipy poopies!!!!!!

I've been riding my bike cuz it's so warm out, and there's nothing like poopies drying in the sun as the jelly poopies just drip down my legs. I got on my bike the other day, and I saw that the seat is on a pipe. So I took off the seat, and lubed up the pipe so it could go up my ass hole, so my poopies could drip into my bike and make it mine. Now I ride around town dripping poopy lines on the road – maybe people will follow the brown trail I'm blazing with me diarrhea.

Peppers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like peppers! Pepper pepper peppers! I ate me some peppers yesterday, and got on me bike to take a ride. But my poopies decided to leak a bit. So I got to riding really fast, put my ass in the air, and launched some spicy rocket poopies to make me go even faster. The car behind me used to be white, but it's brown now – and the driver was so happy, he kept yelling at me and waving his hand at me as my poopies just kept pelting his wind shield juicy, spicy sweet chunks. Half his arm is soaked in warm brown Popanator goodness, and it got me so hot. My widdle button is all peppery - I wanna lick it like a cat.

Happy 4th of July!!!!

Today I decided to celebrate the 4th of July by taking an artillery shell and covering it with my corn ladden poo. Then I put the tubing up my poopie hole with the artilery shell and lit it. It made a lovely fireworks display splattering the corn down for all to enjoy. Now I'm in the hospital with my asshole blown out so big I can't even fist it right now. :(

My pubes are so long when i fart it tickels my shit hole!

Suspended from Yahoo Answers

Okay, this one I don't get. As someone who love poopies, I naturally have a few questions about them. Like why does my poopies have corn? Why do my farts smell good? What does poop taste like. (I found out later it tastes like spit.) Why is that considered trolling? Everyone should have more of a love for poopies. I love to fist my poopie hole and lick my fist. I wish everyone else would just enjoy a nice steamer on their coffee table like I do. I like to look up and watcfh the poopies fall from the poopie hole and just splatter on the coffee table. Then I pick out the corn and eat it. Mmmm....

Popanator spreading love and shite on the interwebs

One of my other favorite sites to visit is www.droppedthebomb.com. It is where i can post my most intimate secrets and spread my love of poopies. This day where I wrote at: http://www.droppedthebomb.com/confession/Garage-Sale/7286 I talked about buying a used dildo at a garage sale. Scroll down and you can also see where I wrote it on here. The comments I got were fucking hilarious:

what the hell kind of garage sale would sell a used dildo? youre a liar. go on somewhere else.

Posted by lovelybonesmachine on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 12:50pm

Ignore lovelybonesmachine. It irritates me how everyone here always calls everyone else a liar. I think you're weird. How would it look like corn? I can't picture it.

Posted by Multiple Me on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:44pm

It would look like corn because my poo has a lot of corn on it. If I put it up my ass and the ribs caught the poo then it would have poopies and the corn in the poopies on it. Mmm... It makes me hungry!!!!

Posted by Popanator on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 5:47pm

Fucking liar. Your the same shit eating asshole who keeps posting messages about shit on this site. Find another site to shit on.

Posted by YoYo on Wednesday, 06/30/10 - 11:38pm

what is your fucking problem lovelybonesmachine or crap fucker get the hell out of this site you don't deserve to be here!

Posted by mimi amma on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 4:59pm

YOUWILLDIEFROMEATINGCORN.YOUAREFUCKINGSTUPIDTOEATCORN.TRYEATINGSOMEARSNICINSTEAD.HAHAHAHAHHHAHA.

Posted by YOUWILLDIE on Thursday, 07/1/10 - 8:02pm

Hopefully someday, I'll inspire more love for poopies and the delicious corn inside of them.

Popanator on the interwebs

What does Popanator love to do more than anything? Visit the world wide web spreading the love of poopies. This is some quote from my favoritest website I love to post on www.peopleofwalmart.com . You should check it out. It has some sexxy pictures of white trash at the favorite meeting place Wal-Mart. One of my favorite responses I've gotten to my comments:

Rev J

Popanator, you are a sick child. Maybe we should pimp you out to some German shizer porn and may some money off of you.
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Here is Boston Butt
@REV J — take it easy on popanator. He is obviously a “special” child whose developmental delay has left him as fixated on his poopie hole as my 10-year-old nephew. Expecting him to stop talking about his anus is like expecting the ocean to stop being wet.