Camping fun!

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I was walking down the road today, and I found a little patch of rocks where somebody had built a camp fire. I like flames as much as anybody, but I noticed it was just smoldering. So I decided to give the fire some fuel by farting all over it. Like magic, the fire burst into life. Then I thought about it for a second: what is better than corn-laden poo? ROASTED corn-laden poo! I found a stick, stuck it in mah poopy hole, and pulled out a nice steamer. Now, even steamers can get hotter, and I cooked it up like a big brown corn dog. Yum YUM, I've gotta go camping before it gets too cold out.

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Happy 4th of July!!!!

Today I decided to celebrate the 4th of July by taking an artillery shell and covering it with my corn ladden poo. Then I put the tubing up my poopie hole with the artilery shell and lit it. It made a lovely fireworks display splattering the corn down for all to enjoy. Now I'm in the hospital with my asshole blown out so big I can't even fist it right now. :(