Peppers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like peppers! Pepper pepper peppers! I ate me some peppers yesterday, and got on me bike to take a ride. But my poopies decided to leak a bit. So I got to riding really fast, put my ass in the air, and launched some spicy rocket poopies to make me go even faster. The car behind me used to be white, but it's brown now – and the driver was so happy, he kept yelling at me and waving his hand at me as my poopies just kept pelting his wind shield juicy, spicy sweet chunks. Half his arm is soaked in warm brown Popanator goodness, and it got me so hot. My widdle button is all peppery - I wanna lick it like a cat.