Popanator Poety Corner!

Hey, everyone! Now time for a touch of class. I would prefer a touch of ass and the delicious pooey wet juices that cum with it. Mmmm.... Now time for the literary arts!! Here are two poems about my Uncle Tony:

There once was a man name Jay,
And with Tony he was gay,
He may smell like shit,
And have a sagging tit,
But give a blow job once a day!

Hickory Dickery Dock,
Jay went down on the cock,
Tony shot his load,
And Jay ran home,
Hickory Dickery Dock!
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Microwaved Poopies!!!1!!

I was watching one of mah poopies spinning around in the microwave – I call 'em steamers for a reason, you know – when I got an idea for something fun to do. Sometimes I like to see how much of something I can do, and one little turd just wasn't enough to satisfy me. That's just a little bitty snack for me. So I dug deep within myself, squatted down over the open microwave, and poured the contents of my colon deep into that little box. I felt pretty empty afterward – I'll need to get Ethan to fill me up when he gets home, hehe. But it was for a good purpose. I filled the entire microwave. So I turned it up all the way, and watched that squishy, beautiful brown baby of mine turn as best it could in there, round and round it went, until the microwave just exploded all over me. It was like bathing in my own child, as that sticking brown spray just coated my face and body. Oh my god, that got me so wet I fisted myself for like an hour afterward. I hadn't used both fists since my birthday, but they both went in with that sensual greatness I love so much.

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Spaghettie and poop balls!

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I went to the bathroom today for my lunch. I squatted over the nice crystal china, because I wanted to feel more sofisticated! I am the poopie princess! Then I looked at my beautiful creation and found little white things squirming in it. I pooked around in there and it was worms! Mmmm..... Extra protein! I twirled it around on my fork! It was like spaghetti! I felt all high class!
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My Ethan

Me and my boyfriend decided to get an even deepr connection. I decided to do this by inhaling his farts. He bent over for me and opened up his asshole wide of me. I then shoved my face up there. He has a lard poopie hole because he fists his too. Then I inhaled deep his pooey gases. Mmm.... they were so wonderful and a part of Ethan. Mmmm..... I wish I could have that scent on me all the time. Then some of his pooey wet juices came out, so I collected them in a small glass bottle. Now, it is another perfume scent on the Popanator line!Poopies for sale!!!!!

Yoga class again!

I went back to yoga class today. I'm getting really happy about my flexibility, but I want more. I want to be able to go so deeply into my poopy hole that I actually turn inside-out. I want my glorious colon to be on display for all the world to see, like the ropes of an admiral. I want to twirl my hips and have my colon fly around my like a big, squishy hula hoop, wafting its delicious, spicy poopy scent through the cool autumn air. I want to get so good at yoga that I can fold both of my arms and both of my legs up into a quadruple rectal lotus, letting them all melt into my cavernous rectum. And I've been practicing by letting Ethan put his entire body up there – well technically we're only up to his waist, but we'll make it all the way.
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Popanator Perfume

I love the smell of poopies all thee time. I mean, the taste the texture, is so intoxicating. However, I was wondering if there was some way I could have the delicious poopies with me in some way always. Then I realized it! POOPIE PERFUME!!!1!!!!  I fisted me poopie hole nice and good until the poopies got all wet and juicy. Then I shoved a glass bottle up my ass to let the juicies drip in. I made sure to fart a few times to get the smell in all nice and good. Now, whever I go out on a date with my Ethan, I dab a little bit behind my ears and he immediatley wants to lick me all over! MMmmm.... He loves poopies as much as I do!
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Fapping while pooping!

I was taking another hard constipation dump today. It was so big and hard it reminded me of a willy. It turned me on so much I started fingering myself. It felt so good as the poopie was half way out of my ass. I started getting rougher and rougher with my fapping. I then started fisting my pussy and as the turd was sliding out, I came. Mmm..... Then I took the rock hard solid poopie and shove it up my clit and rubbed it around all teasing it and stuff. The poopie was getting soaked my vag juices and started melting. I then rubbed it all over my face and had vag scented poopies. Mmm...Poopies for sale!!!!!