Here is a Fistmas carol I love to sing around the Holiday season. Its called "Tony the Gayman" Sing it in the tune of Frosty the snowman:
Tony the Gayman was a jolly faggy soul
With a corn cop pipe shoved up his prick
And two dicks up his ass
Tony the Gayman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of gizz
But the faggots know how he came to life one day
There must of been some magic in
That ol' dildo they found
For when they shoved it up his ass
He began to dance around
Tony the Gayman alive as he could be
And the faggots say he could fuck and suck
Just the same as you and me
Tony the Gayman knew the Christians were out that day
So he said lets run and have some fun before I get killed
Down to the village with a penis in his hand
Runnin' here and there all around the square
Sayin' catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
Right up to the Christian
And he only paused a moment when he heard him holler stop
Tony the Gayman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye sayin' please don't cry
I'll be back again some day!!!1!
