Poopies in Space!!!

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I wanna go to outer space. They say you need an advanced degree to be an asstronaut, but I do have one. You can call me Dr. Poopies! When I swim in the sewer, I pretend I'm floating around in the infinite, dark void. It's like falling into a REALLY big poopy hole. If I were on a space shuttle, they could have a little sign on the side saying "Poopies on Board" or something. Or maybe I could just shit out some sticky pooey juices and cling to the side like a hitchhiker. What a beautiful view that would be, flying up into the cosmos as a poopy passenger.Poopies for sale!!!!!

Worst Dog Poop EVER...

Here is a delicious video my friend Jacky sent to me. That floor looks so delicious I would lick it clean like my tounge was a mop. Mmm... Runny dog poopies taste the absolute best. I would roll around in it, like I was all chocolate covered.

Swimming in the sewer!

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Hi my poopie freaks! Popanator here again! I'm going for a swim in my most favourite place in the world! The sewer!  It is a lovely place where all our poopies can mash together into one. So romantic and wonderful. If only all the world can be more like poopies mixing and mashing together. I love to roll around in the sewer water to become one with my community. The delicious varieties of tastes and textures are all around!  Some corn laden some spicy. Some even have nuts in them. It is a true buffett of tastes! Some even taste like chocolate. Yum! I love chocolate covered poopies on Easter!
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Mmmm.. Fisting!

I was recently told it is imposible to fist your own poopie hole. Now not only is possible, but it is easy and fun! First you start out with small things like a ping pong ball or a penis. You keep working that in there until the muscles relax and take in more and more. Then you can mvoe to bigger things like potatoes. One the body starts getting used to that you can move on to a fist. First I started with my fist since I have such small hands. I was able to pull out delicious corn laden poo while constipated. Mmmm.... Then, I had my Ethan start fist me. It helps with constipation and he always licks his fist aftwords. Fisting brought us closer together. It is a fun activity to try!
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Guest post: Willie War 2

Hi, I'm Willie, Popanator's brother. I wanna tell y'all about something I did awhile back. See, I found me a couple of flies stuck in my fly paper, and instead of eating them like I usually would, I decided to try a little Swiss Family Robinson stuff. So I pulled off a wing from both of 'em, and put 'em on mah limp dick in the bath tub. Now, it was kinda funny when they tried to fly away, because they ended up just leapin' in the air and spinnin' around like acrobats or something.


After awhile, the flies got used to their fate, and started to breed. It took a few days, but soon mah cock island was crawlin' with maggots. It got a little crowded on their, so I squeezed out some turdiepops (floaters, my favorite kind) and put a few of the maggots on them. They colonized the contents of my colon, I think. Maybe colonize means they took a shit on mah shits, I don't know.

In time, the old mama and papa fly passed away, and I buried 'em at sea. Well, I ate 'em, but my mouth was wet, so it was kinda the same thing. And the little baby flies grew up and flew away. My skin was real dry, after being in a bath tub for about a week. So I got out. That's the end of the story, hope you liked it.Poopies for sale!!!!!

Brix will the shat!

I haven't been drinking as much water as I should lately. Whenever I just sit down to take a shit, I had a horrible surpise. Normally shits feel so good I take the shit and shove it back up my poopie hole. I do it over and over again because it feels so damn good! The poopies squish and then makes enough lube to where I start fisting! MMMMmmm But, today was different! My poopies were so dry and hard it felt like I was giving birth to a brick! I grunted and cried. Then blood dripped out. It wasn't like my fun period blood. It was real pooey blood. I waddled over to my art easle and canvas and just let the blood and dried pooey bits splatter making a painting I call my pain. My saddness.
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SmellyPoop.com

Hi, my poopie friends. Another place I love to hang out is SmellyPoop.com. I recently had someone on there write about me. I feel the love, Here is the post and my response:

BY MEI LIN (MELNDA) ON SEP 23 2010 @ 4:06 PM


who thinks popanator is disgusting as hell?

she licks poop from public toilet seats, sucks her boyfriends poop, and likes the squishy feeling of it. this girl needs serious medication...
 
BY POPANATOR ON SEP 23 2010 @ 5:34 PM
Mmm.... I love poopies the scent, the taste! If you try you wouldn't think its disgusting. It is actually a spirtual experience! I am one with the poopies! Excretions from the human body are like children to me! It is a part of me that is so wonderful, so magical! If I eat them over and over, I become one with myself!

BY POPANATOR ON SEP 23 2010 @ 5:34 PM
P.S. The only meds I take are exlax.
http://www.smellypoop.com/PiSSed.php?blogid=1498
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