Vaginal Crunchies

I've been sitting here looking at the damn to do list. My vag hole started itching. Mmmm... I dug my fingernails in that snatch sandwhich and started scratching around. Its felt so good, but some crunchis got stuck under my fingernail.

I put the fingers in my mouth. Mmmm... they were so crunchy. I sctratched around all afternoon. I had a lot of good snackies. Some were green! Some were dried cum remnants from months ago. Other still were from the froozen poopciles up shoved up there. I even got lucky and got me some corn. Best...Day...Ever!

Delightful Smells!

I haven't had time to bathe the past few days.  My panties have the msot delisicous smell today. They smell like a can of tuna. Also, my anal leekage has been dripping on my panties too! I took a big wiff of the tuna scented poopies and just got so hungry I ate the crotch of my panties! It was like eating Chicken of the Sea in my panties! Mmmm...

Only 6 more shopping days until Fistmas!

Princess Porn

I admit it, I do love cartoon porn more than regular porn. It is because cartoon women look better than real women. The disney princess are the best! The dicks can be bigger and you see more cum!

I wish I could be a cartoon and be part of it. Also, cartoons are not limited like real porn is. Cartoon characters can do any crazy far out shit you can think of.

Silly me!

I found something just as fun as shit. Its called piss. You can get more piss than shit, especially if you happen to be constipated a lot. Piss is fun. It comes shooting out warm. That warm sticky fluid warms my soul.

Piss is also a happy yellow color. It taste kinda bland. But it has bubbles that tickle your nose like soda. Come on everybody, don't forget about your everyday hero...PISS!

My favorite poem

I just wanted to share with you my favorite poem:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
His dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
While licking his chin,
If my ear was a pussy,
I'd fuck it!